A Day At The Office...I mean, Starbucks.

12:07 pm: Just watched trainee make a drink wrong, hand it over, and customer grimace. Interesting to sit so close and watch the chain of events when a drink goes wrong. Yes, I know how it works now...I live here you know.

12:50 pm: Yes lady, your breasts are visible to us all...thanks for making that unmistakably obvious.

1:11 pm: Rudest man on earth comes in. "I want (blah blah blah blah pretentious drink order) and if you have Pikes Peak brewing throw it out and make me this, I don't want that crap." Oh, hey, did you notice the line forming over here for our NICE customers?

1:23 pm: Megan IM's me about going to see the body exhibit thing at the Tampa museum. But it's like $30. Hmm...$30 to see dead people? Isn't the morgue free?

1:30 pm: Noticing that the Brits are very cheery folk. Polite and courteous. I'm a fan.

2:38 pm: Cliche adolescent boys enter. Do they have faces? I wouldn't know. Hair so long and so face framing, you'd think they were in some teenage witness protection program. Pretty sure one used a flat iron.

2:39 pm: One of the boys turned the corner. Skinny jeans are not flattering for the young boys who's little guys haven't dropped yet. Just sayin. In fact, skinny jeans are not flattering for the older ones either. No one wants to see that. Stop it. Rule of thumb: WWBPD. What Would Brad Pitt Do? Cause most ladies like. Just sayin.

2:50 pm: I love it when the Internet drops and you are typing a long IM to someone and they never get it and you don't know that. It's awesome, really. Thank you AT&T WIFI!

3:10 pm: Man stands unusually close to my table with his backside to me. He's chatting with two other folks and it's hard to NOT notice that every time he starts to speak he forcefully clenches his butt cheeks. Why? And why do I have to see this?

3:15 pm: Waiting for the hot-doesn't-know-I-know-he's-married-guy to come in and hit on me again. Can't wait to say to him..."Hey, Ring Tan, think your wife would like you canoodling over coffee?"

3:22 pm: Why do people shop at D.O.T.S.? #1 It's clear you do. #2 You can get more fashionable stuff for the same price at Old Navy. #3 And the size 4 does not fit your size 9 chest..fix that.

3:33 pm: Hades has landed. The nearly 100 degree heat wafts in every time the door opens. Can't wait to lick the sweat off my upper lip as I walk 4 feet to my car.

3:36 pm: Megan tells me that JWT needs a copywriter for their Nestle account. Chocolate and writing? Sweet. Attach resume and send!